Try quizzing any woman – “the way to impressing a girl”…but don’t be surprised if she laughs in your face! But there really isn’t much comedy to it, save the bizarre answers and explanations that always come up in response to that question…

“Know how to play the steel drum or perhaps any kind of sexy musical instrument”

You shouldn’t be surprised if you have never heard this one before, many people really feel that a guy will have to be able to play a difficult or alluring musical instrument so as to really impress a girl… But what if all he can pull are the strings of a sexy musical instrument but not her heart’s strings?

“Learn how to speak a fancy language and/or pick up on an accent”

This may likely be the most hogwash “answer” in existence, but you’d be bedazzled by the number of men that truly have faith in this ruse. Well, what’s the fuss if you ever master speaking Norwegian but cannot learn the best way to chat with a woman…?